Jo sits at her desk all day,
    Seems to dream the day away;
    But if to that she did admit,
    Jo and job would soon be split,
    So, rather than her habits change,
    Semantics she has rearranged:

    Management, always impressed,
    By "looked at" stated "reassessed",
    And "now" said as "this point in time",
    Has chosen to ignore her crime;
    Has left her to her own devices,
    While other peoples pays the prices:

    "This isn't laziness", says she;
    "A better word is:  Entropy."
And now, for something completely different.
Oh, take me back,
little man!