Jo Beth and Joe are now splitting up.  Who will her next
companion be?  Let's put aside that Jo Beth is flat-chested, on
the downhill slope of life (over 50), carries a few extra pounds
cleverly disguised as cellulite, and has a dried-up used-up look
from her own little bit of bad luck.  Oh--and she's not blonde.  

What man wouldn't jump at the chance for a woman who:
  • has herpes
  • has permanent bloody veins in her eyes
  • has occasional attractive red patches on her face
  • can't hold her urine
  • jerks after, and sometimes during, making love
  • can't have sex at all sometimes
  • gets sores that sometimes include creepy ones
  • jumps with pain sometimes
  • can't pull her weight financially
  • is often tired, and has a real temper when tired
  • did we mention, snores?
  • oh, yeah, and blows her nose like this:
What a catch for some lucky man!
The Very Selective Man Diet

Where Jo Beth joins the unmatched millions.
Study Questions:
Isn't she just spoiled?  After all she
was married once, and had two
children, unlike many women!
How picky is SHE?
Tres
charmant!  
When can I
meet wiz her?
The Catch